Elvira is sitting beside me, white-knuckled, possibly praying. She is a good friend. I am thinking how ironic it would be if we are in a car crash and rushed into St. Paul's emerg by ambulance. Would I hop off my stretcher, broken leg askew, or worse, and say right then, must pop up to see Dr.G about this pesky wrist thing. Morbid thoughts? Maybe. Oddly, I am buoyed by them - it puts my condition in perspective. Now if we can just get there.
This first visit will be one of many and the route my mind and car are mapping through these unfamiliar and busy Vancouver streets will become as etched and automatic as the drive from my home to the grocery store. The parkade, the street, the fastest hospital elevator, and the waiting room protocol become small lessons I will quickly memorize and master.
We are both in dainty summer dresses and sandals, no jackets or umbrellas, completely unprepared for a rainy day downtown. I don't know what we were thinking. We weren't thinking we'd be spending the whole day in the city. My appointment is for 9:30 a.m. It is now 9:45. The ferry was late and the roads were brutal. We bolt from the covered parkade for the side door of St. Paul's. It is, by chance, the exact door through which we should be entering. Not knowing this, we follow the blue and yellow lines around St. Paul's until we eventually ask at an information desk. We are guided back to the door we initially came in. We're off to a good start.
I am worried that Dr.G won't see me now - I am worried I have insulted him by my lateness. I don't know it yet but he is going to raise the bar on waiting room wait times. Whatever the national average is, multiply that by 5.
What is both wonderful and terrible about St. Paul's is that it is a teaching hospital. What is both wonderful and terrible about Dr. G is that he is an excellent, well-respected surgeon. The wonderful and terrible thing about my new surgeon working out of St. Paul's is that it will be almost 3 hours before my name is called and I am ushered into an examination room. Late shmate.
The past 5 months have been hard and I've hardened myself as well - buttressing my body and fortifying my expectations. My cynical self is completely unprepared and undone by what happens next: it is Christmas again.
I am greeted with smiles, two interns, and two surgeons, one of whom I assume is Dr.G. I'm hoping he's the cute one on my right. Elvira is led out to the hall while four heads lean in and four sets of hands try to get their hands on my hands. The questions come; the range of motion and strength tests come; much nodding and writing and whispering takes place. Bilateral Kienbock's. My tiny examination room is literally abuzz. I feel special. I feel like I am finally going to get the treatment I need.
The cute surgeon leaves. He is not Dr.G. The three remaining men huddle around a large screen showing my MRI. I have no idea what they see. Dr.G is like an excited kid - he wants to show and explain everything to his interns, to me. He is constantly in motion. The interns move aside so I can see the image. I suspect Dr.G is a great teacher. He is patient and thorough. It is like there aren't 40 more people in the waiting room.
During my examination, we discussed all possible procedures, even MCD. Dr. G seems willing to try it or at least consider it. All treatment options are open.
I hear Dr. G say do you see this? but I'm not really following. I've been lulled and comforted by these knowledgeable men-of-action. I know what they are discussing is important, urgent, but to me it is a melodic background. I'm jarred to attention by Dr.G. Look right here. The lunate has collapsed oddly. On the left. Can you see?
I guess I can see it; I don't know. So what. You just told me you can do anything. I'm thinking these thoughts and I'm feeling strange again because one of the interns is now looking at me closely.
What he means is there is nothing we can do. A salvage surgery is your only option now. The intern says this softly and kindly and I am deeply grateful for him at this moment. Dr.G, too, is gentle, suggests I go have lunch before I come back to get my right arm casted and book the surgery for my left.
I've read about salvage procedures; they sound as horrible and permanent as the word itself. I am devastated. Screw lunch. Elvira and I run, hands like useless umbrellas over our heads, jaywalking across Burrard and down Georgia until we find a bar. We slip, dripping, into a booth. Two martinis please. Cold. Dry. Martinis. It's 1:25 in the afternoon.
There's No Other Way:
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